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[31 Jan 2008|01:44am] |
SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL
Eli Manning >>>>>>>> Tom Brady
That's pretty much all I'm going to say.
And since Brady is a giant pansy (dude he almost always throws a fit every time someone touches him on the field, and he looks like he about to throw a four-year old's temper tantrum when he gets sacked, crying and all), I'm going to forever associate him with that Tom Jones song "She's a Lady" or Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like A Lady." I would say Denis Leary's "Asshole" too, but I would never associate someone as cool as Denis Leary with Tom Brady.
here's hoping for a Giants superbowl, all the way!
Oh, and since the pregame shows are always lame, I'll be watching Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet instead of that. PUPPY BOWL <3
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| 2008 primary shit |
[29 Jan 2008|12:11am] |
One more reason why I cannot stand Mitt Romney:
Romney was on Fox News, and someone asked him what he thought of the President's State of the Union address. Instead of talking about the speech, he mainly was badmouthing John McCain.
EARTH TO ROMNEY: YOU'RE SPINNIN'. He asked you about the SPEECH. Now, I don't think McCain was speaking there, so you need to shut up about what McCain does or did however many years ago and stay on fucking topic, you douche.
I'd rather vote for Huckabee than Romney (though I'd vote for neither). I hate both Huckabee's and Romney's policies, but at least Huckabee is polite and tries not to speak ill of other candidates.
On the Democratic end: I think this race issue that has erupted in the last week or so is FUCKING STUPID. I don't care what color your skin is. I don't care if you're black, white, brown, red, yellow, blue, green, Martian, Saturnian, whatever. I'm going to be looking at your issues and not base my vote based on the color of your skin or whether you have a wang or a vag. It's stupid. It's very stupid. And I don't know why it has been made into an issue. I'm not really an Obama gal because has been spending the time he should be in the Senate out campaigning for president, and also in my mom's words, "I don't want to hear a bunch of feel-good bullshit, I want straight talk."
But I'd still vote Obama over Romney.
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[26 Jan 2008|07:32pm] |
Wow, we have a lot of beer in our pantry.
That is all.
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[24 Jan 2008|11:47pm] |
I wonder who's going to be next in the celebrity death trifecta. Celebrities die in threes.
First there was Brad Renfro. Then it was Heath Ledger, who I did not see coming at ALL. Who's next? I think the theme with this one is male actors in their twenties.
Amy Winehouse has delayed her inevitable death by going to rehab, and Britney is...well, crazy in the coconut, and I'm kind of surprised she's still alive. They took Heath Ledger and not Britney, who has no talent or merit.
I've still got a prediction that both Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears will leave this plane by the end of the year. Amy's drug habits will put her six feet under, I'm sure. Damn shame, because she's got a nice voice. With Britney, it could be anything.
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[17 Jan 2008|01:13am] |
Hurray I'll be freezing my butt off for nearly a week in Virginia. :)
Actually, though, that's cool with me. I'll get to see a couple of buddies of mine despite all of the wedding planning. :P
Which means, hurray good Indian food! And hurray culture! Hurray friends!
So yeah, I'll be gone for the better pat of the week. And aside from missing my Wii, it shalt be awesometh.
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| Lasagna cat! |
[15 Jan 2008|01:39am] |
You probably have not seen this, as the vast majority of content was put up yesterday --
--but this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the internet.
http://youtube.com/profile?user=lasagnacat
Watch everything. You won't regret it.
For starters, I recommend this and this.
You might die laughing.
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[11 Jan 2008|11:53pm] |
"Momma would be so proud of me for financing this super-fancy trailer!"
It is quite obvious that Britney Spears is a white-trash redneck. Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck If" jokes back that up, just in case you have been hiding in a cave since 2002.
"You Might Be A Redneck" Liners That (May) Apply To Britney Spears
You might be a redneck if...
...there has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
...the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
...you clean your fingernails with a stick.
...you roll your hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
...you've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
...you consider the fifth grade your senior year.
...you own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves.
...you've totaled every car you've ever owned.
...there are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
...your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her ass.
...your idea of a seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six pack.
...your junior/senior prom had a daycare.
...when you leave the house, you are followed by agents of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is whether you can lose them or not.
...the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid to wear to the 4-H fair.
...when you see a sign that says "Just Say No To Crack", it reminds you to pull up your pants.
...you think that safe sex is a padded headboard.
...you own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
...the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.
...you believe that beef jerky and moon pies are two of the major food groups.
...you've ever gotten an official letter of recognition from a tobacco or beer company.
...your car ashtray is so packed, you can't get it out.
...you don't need a clean shirt to go to work.
...you buy a police scanner to keep up with your relatives
...your favorite cap says "Babymaker"
Oh god, I could go on forever. Bottom line, Britney Spears is a crazy loony redneck.
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| Bunch of savages in this town. |
[10 Jan 2008|06:00pm] |
http://myespn.go.com/s/conversations/show/story/3187786
Wow, Hateriots fans appalled at such a prediction? My word!
Half of these jackasses sound like they would line up to smoke Belichick's cock. God I hate the Patriots, and Patriots fans. No, New England isn't invincible, you cocksmokers. They have every potential to go down on Saturday.
You think the Jags can't do it? Well, Baltimore almost did. BALTIMORE. Shitty-ass 4-12 BALTIMORE. The only reason they lost that game is because they got called for four penalties totaling 35 yards at the end of the game, including throwing an official flag INTO THE STANDS (seriously, did that retard on the Ravens think he was going to get away with that?!)
Hell, the Giants could have done it a couple of weeks ago if Eli Manning didn't choke.
I think the Jags can do it. You know I'll be watching :D C'mon Jags...do it for AMERICA
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[06 Jan 2008|12:43am] |
Yay, the Jaguars won.
PATRIOTS YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH! Prepare to go down, Brady (you jackass)!
Love, ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sexandpolitics
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[04 Jan 2008|06:14pm] |
So it looks like Britney's off to the loony bin. At least I hope so, because a room with nice cushy padded walls and dressed in a straitjacket is where she belongs.
So who's going out first? Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse? You decide! Either way, I don't think either are going to be on this plane for long.
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| I passed finals! |
[18 Dec 2007|01:39am] |
I was so afraid of failing Intermediate Algebra because I was ( and still am) positive I bombed my final like Baghdad.
Turns out, not only did I pass the class, but I maintained the B I had, as well. How the hell I did that, I don't know. It had to be a miracle. My other two classes I had I got A's in. I wasn't worried about those at all. :D
Now for a nice happy semester off. Too much stuff going on (plus the hope of financial aid the semester after the one I'm taking off).
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